A Madman's Rant

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

At October 04, 2007 3:34 PM, Anonymous said...: Who says religion can't be funny.......

How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast:
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Church can be hilarious:

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The Woodpecker Might have to go!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One : Don't miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
At October 04, 2007 7:14 PM, Anonymous said...: Well, don't let your kids see you playing World of Warcraft.

Daddy, why can you pretend to be a level 60 Elven Wizard but I can't go to the pumpkin patch like all the other kids?